Anonymous asked:

how do you suggest I ask my boyfriend to prom????? I also am a guy so if that brings any other ideas to mind then pls help. I have no creativity and you're like the god of creativity.

iguanamouth answered:

go up to him and say this

you: hey arent there 20 letters in alphabet”
him: no there are 26
you: oh thats right i was missing  R O M ? Y / N 
him: that doesnt make any sense
you: oh haha yeah i forgot the P

and then piss on him